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Naming our Belgian Wit: Part II

We’re making some progress. The top 2 character choices right now are:

  • Weatherman (wits are cloudy)
  • Jester (wit… you know)

And the top names are:

  • Weatherman Wit
  • Scathing Wit
  • Wit’s End

Unfortunately my contribution: “Walt’s Wit, Man” failed to make the shortlist. I suspect knavery. Any favorites among these? Or fresh ideas? The issue we’ve run into with this beer is that a lot of the good names (NitWit, Half-Wit) are already taken by obscure brewpubs. Albeit less obscure than us, in that they have “revenues” and “beer available for purchase.”

16 Responses to “Naming our Belgian Wit: Part II”

  1. John A Says:

    here are some more characters/names

    Very Pregnant Lady: “Wit Child”

    Drunk Monk: “A Wit Too Many”

    Large-hatted Cowboy: “All Wit, No Cattle”

    Eeyore: “Wit Blanket”

    And I couldn’t resist this extremely offensive suggestion….For dumb and dumber fans: “Rapist’s Wit”
    Harry: “Tell her I’m rich, Good-Looking, and have a Rapist’s Wit!!”

  2. Aaron Says:

    I’d go with the Jester and Wit’s End.

  3. Jesse Says:

    I like “Wit’s End” and “Wit Child”.

    And here’s one to go with the Weatherman character (although I think it is weaker then than two above): Partly Cloudy or Partly Sunny

  4. John A Says:

    maybe you could have a smart looking Weatherman and call it “Mostly Witty”??

    Other PG13s…Witty Twister(Bully), Show Us Your Wits (Game Show Host)

  5. dean-thomas Says:

    WIT or WIT’OUT

    if you’re holding it you’re with it..if not, well than you’re with out it!! i’m WIT are you?

  6. Jonathan Says:

    John A, maybe you should just become a full-time beer namer for Sweetwater.

  7. E.S. Delia Says:

    You know which one I like. The “End-all-be-all” of Wits, if you will. Weatherman’s Wit does have a nice ring to it, though.

  8. Tubbs Says:

    Gettin Jiggy Wit …..it

  9. Jonathan Says:

    Tubbs… no thanks. You can have that one back.

  10. Aaron Says:

    What about Half Wit?

  11. Captain Hops Says:

    How about “Wits Way”? It’s like “which way” with a lisp. It would symbolize the evolution of the brew. You could use your stumblin’ monk logo with a multi-arrowed sign (a la M*A*S*H) in the background.

    There’s also “Witness”. (noun: testimony by word or deed to your religious faith). Who wouldn’t want enter a pub and yell, “Can I get a Witness!” With the whole bar responding, “Hallelujah!”

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  13. chris Says:

    Oooh, I like Witness.

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  15. Dr Beer Love Says:

    Wit’s End sounds sharp - and I’d have to say the Jester would probably be the best character for that. Good ideas!

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