No more tickle fights
Many of you know Travis and his juvenile antics. Peddling us as rednecks and Civil War impersonators. He’s pawned himself off as some sort of investigatory journalist, to which I have one reply (via Zoolander):
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people’s lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
Travis has now asserted that our own patron saint, Bryan Adams, is the leader of Hezbollah. Unfortunately (for Travis) this claim is largely unsubstantiated and, like most of Travis’ life, ridiculous.
Starting next week Travis will no longer be able to hide behind his investigatory My Little Pony pencil. In other words, the tickle fights are over. It’s big boy time, and we’re putting our money beer where our mouth is. Look for a multi-state, multi-national (if you include Canada) beer brawl. We’ve already sent our Swashchuckler IPA to Brad (Unrepentant Individual), Ted (Ted Brews) and Alan (A Good Beer Blog) for taste testing against Travis’ meager piss water. Stay tuned. The s*** just got real.
Jonathan, Joel & Jeff
March 26th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I saw Brian Adams when you lot wore diapers. Bring it on.
March 27th, 2008 at 7:47 am
“Are you challenging me to a walk-off… Boo-Lander?”
It’s on boys…
March 27th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
More like a “Zoolander Copyright Infringement-Off.”
Mer-MAN.
March 30th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Two words: Godwin’s Law.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
This is a great idea! Send your beer to a non-biased brewer/judge. The Freak Brothers would love to get in on this sort of challenge. Not just as a competitor but, as BJCP judges. Let us know if you would like to get us involved in the smack down!
Freak
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
[...] a shoddily packaged bottle of beer. I’m guessing it’s his “IPA,” which is going head-to-head with our own IPA on blogs across the country. Nay, the WORLD! Look for a trouncing in the near future as we test his IPA ourselves. I wonder who [...]