Our good friend Liz has sent us her modified version of Bryan’s (yeah, we’re on a first name basis) classic song “Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman”. In honor of Valentine’s Day, we thought we’d pass along the moderately creepier “Have You Ever Really Stalked a Woman”. Thanks for weirding us all out, Liz. And please keep the binoculars at home.

(As you read these words, watch the real version here)

To really stalk a woman
To truly track her - you gotta know it deep inside
Hear every call - see every bath
N’ give her signs - that you are nearby
Then when you find yourself lyin’ breathless on her roof
You know you’ve really stalked a woman

When you stalk a woman you tell her
that she’s really hunted
When you stalk a woman you tell her that she’s the one
she needs somebody to tell her
that you’re gonna watch forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever stalked a woman?

To really stalk a woman
Leave her traces -
so she knows that she needs to be scared
You’ve gotta breathe her - really taste her
Til you can feel her in your blood
N’ when you can see her whole life right there in her trash
You know you’ve really stalked a woman

When you stalk a woman
you tell her that she’s really hunted
When you stalk a woman you tell her that she’s the one
she needs somebody to tell her
that you’re gonna watch forever
So tell me have you ever really -
really really ever stalked a woman?

You got to give her some fright - call her all night
A little craziness - goin to jail, all right
She will be scared of you, callin the cops on you
OOoh ya really gotta stalk your woman…

Then when you find yourself lyin’ breathless on her roof
You know you’ve really stalked a woman
When you stalk a woman you tell her
that she’s really hunted
When you stalk a woman you tell her that she’s the one
she needs somebody to tell her
that you’re gonna watch forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever stalked a woman?

Just tell me have you ever really,
really, really, ever stalked a woman? You got to tell me
Just tell me have you ever really,
really, really, ever stalked a woman?

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