After sending out our invitations to the upcoming MNB bash on St Patrick’s Day, we’ve begun hearing back from loyal fanatics everywhere. We’ve had a number of truly unique RSVP’s and inquiries, including a few that are worthy of posting for your reading pleasure. Below is an e-mail that I received from a potential investor looking for a place to invest $100 billion in pennies.

Hello Jeff,
My name is Stephen Heck and I am a senior, junior, managing partner, president, vice president, CEO, COO, CFO, EIEIO, associate at Heck, Heck, Heck, Johnson, Myer, Nyer, Byer, Wire, McDonald, McDoogal, McDouglas McCarthur, McCarthy, Smith, Smith, Chester, Feild, Smithchesterfield, Garry, Harry, Larry, Perry, Jerry capital group. It’s a big firm. I’m sure you’ve heard of us. Any way I’ll get right to the point. I’m rich, sexy and I work out a lot. The fact that i’m sexy and I work out alot is actually beside the point, just thought you might want to know, but the fact that I’m rich is very much the point. I’ve been following your website since 1937. To put it in layman’s terms jeff, I want in, and i want in big. I’m willing to invest one hundred billion dollars in pennies to the monday night brewey. Now there are only 2 terms to this arrangement. One is that you be my friend and the other is that you come to my birthday party. It’s an underwater theme. Jeff this offer is only good for 24 hours, so I Strongly suggest that you pull up your skirt, put your hair into pigtails and talk to those two other pretty little girls you make this moonshine with and let me know ASAP. You don’t want to screw this one up.
Yours truly
-Stephen Heck-
Senior, junior, managing partner, president, vice president, CEO, COO, CFO, EIEIO, associate at Heck, Heck, Heck, Johnson, Myer, Nyer, Byer, Wire, McDonald, McDoogal, McDouglas McCarthur, McCarthy, Smith, Smith, Chester, Feild, Smithchesterfield, Garry, Harry, Larry, Perry, Jerry Capital Group

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