How to waste a Cow Tipper Cream Ale in 2 steps
1. Put a Cow Tipper Cream Ale in the freezer to cool it quickly.
2. Forget about said Cow Tipper. Go to bed.
That’s it! In the morning you will have wasted a cream ale. There will be a strange fizzing sound coming from the freezer. Once you open the door you will know why. It was because you were a dumbass.
So. That’s it. Questions?
Jonathan, Joel & Jeff
