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We bitter name this thing

So now we need some consensus around a name for our bitter so we can crank a label out. Here are the forerunners:

Grandpappy
The Colonel’s Bitter/Lt. Bitter/etc.
Malty Dick
Bitter Old Maid

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6 Responses to “We bitter name this thing”

  1. Sam Says:

    Why don’t you call it “Bitter Batter” with a picture of a cricket stick?

  2. Eli Says:

    I can’t believe no one likes “Bitter Know a District”, obviously not any Colbert fans in the house…

  3. Jonathan Says:

    Don’t worry, we’re Colbert fans. I don’t think it made it through the screener because it wasn’t tightly connected to a “character” like a pirate. The closest would be a politician, but who wants to drink a political beer?

  4. Eli Says:

    Understandable, I sort of envisioned a stereotypical politician in my head, perhaps with whatever your local district of choosing may be.

    It’s certainly not timeless, like clowns and pirate-ninjas.

  5. Jeff Says:

    As brewmaster, I hereby veto Malty Dick. I think it might make me sick.

  6. Peter Says:

    What about Maltpappy?

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